How do You Want to Lose Weight? (Hypnosis for Weight Loss)
- Janis Kay Carson Jarvis
- Apr 11
- 2 min read
Updated: Apr 12





You could try to lose weight while you cope
You could try to lose weight while on dope



But you'll never lose weight the mostest
Until you do hypnosis
for weight loss
You could try to lose weight by having surgery
You could try to lose weight while the priest performs the liturgy.
You could try to lose weight while in a dream
You could try to lose weight swimming upstream
You could try to lose weight while eating only melba toast
You could try to lose weight talking to ghosts
You could try tolose weight while on a moat
You could try to lose weight hanging out on boats
You could try to lose weight buying stocks
You could try to lose weight taking your best shots
You could try to lose weight playing Pokeman
You could try to lose weight being an also-ran
You could try to lose weight counting your money
But probably not while eating too much honey
You could try to lose weight whle being frank
or when you realized this poem stank

Only to find the weight has returned and you're ready to hire
The passion to change is relentlessly aflame
So now you think maybe you can win at this game
And thankfully you look somewhere else
You finally find this highly acclaimed thing they call hypnosis
You could lose weight and feel great doing it
You could change your body, mind and spirit
Uniting them into your own power team
Become a thiner fitter person now
With so much vitality and pow-
er it's as if you never run out of steam.
Once you change with hypnotherapy
Your ideal weight and fitness become your new reality
And you keep it for as long as you like
You may even buy a brand new bike!
Hypnotherapy by the Bay offers a variety of options to help you reach your weight and fitness goals.

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